The Mekong Song by The Refreshments.

Two day slow boat down the Mekong River.

Who remembers the song Mekong-by the Refreshments? I use to to listen to them all the time while mowing lawns for money back in high school. The album was Fizzy Fuzzy Big and Buzzy. I know the lyrics by heart. Hot summer days and a cold drink, not really knowing quite yet what was happy hour was or anything related to alcohol.

Since back then this song always made me visualize what the Mekong and Bangkok,  Saigon and Laos were like. So here I am. I’ll have to see if the mighty Mekong river and its region live up to my teenage day dreaming years.

“Barkeep, Another Mekong please, Yes of course, you can keep the change, A new glass here, for this new friend of mine, Forgive me, I forgot your name, Flip a coin What shall we talk about, Heads I tell the truth and tails I lie, Well I came all the way, From Taipei today, Now Bangkok’s pouring rain, and I’m going blind again, And I haven’t seen my girl, for fifteen thousand miles…”

Are the infamous Kerala houseboats worth renting to see the back waters?

These big massive floating RVs can be found on and docked along the backwaters of Kerala. To answer the title, are it worth it. Maybe on a postcard you send back to your grandmother.

But I don’t believe they are unless you plan to stay out on the open waters as they can’t maneuver through the tight and leafy smaller routs where life seems to descend back 50 years of tranquil simple living. As much fun it seems to be floating around on one of these house boats, I can assure you renting or hiring a private tour guide to take you through the skinny canals and narrow passages is well worth the money in comparison.

My advice?  Get yourself a simple guest house for a few hundred rupees max (5-8 USD). Set up base camp, drop your stuff and go venture the back waters on a narrow paddle or small engine boat that you can rent for another couple hundred rupee. Then when the day is over, grab some food from the local markets, wander, and retire back in your guest house bed.

I may be bias though, I was lucky enough to find a room in a house way deep in the backwaters away from the streets. A hired tuk tuk (taxi) had to go through some farms and skinny roads where I was eventually dropped off and had to walk another 1/2 kilometer along the banks. Not a bad place to forget about ticking time and the hustle of India. where it is pitch black at night and the sound of bull frogs and crickets chirping put you to sleep at night.

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House boat on the backwaters

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Two narrow canoes sit parked outside the guest house I was staying.